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Things you wish you never heard...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Cohen, Dec 7, 2004.

  1. OmegaSupreme

    OmegaSupreme Member

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    hot dogs... lips and arseholes.
     
  2. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    "I was born on the Llano Estacado..."
     
  3. Chance

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    what's so bad about eating little wasps? Honestly...I could not possibly care less.
     
  4. ima_drummer2k

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    My morning farts.
     
  5. GladiatoRowdy

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    Just a little more protein.
     
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    "Dan Miceli comes out of the bullpen."
     
  7. Faos

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    A buddy of mine used to work at a McDonalds. He warned me never to drink a shake because they don't clean the shake machines enough. He said they would find maggots in there (or some type of insect).

    I can't tell you the last time I've had a shake.
     
  8. Mulder

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    Keep dreaming. From someone who has worked in bars and kitchens.
    Rule 1: Never eat bar or restaurant fruit. EVER. Unless you enjoy getting sick.
    Rule 2: Employees ALWAYS eat french fries from the bin where they place them from the fryer before they "box them up". The exception to this rule are open kitchens that can be seen by the public. IE McDonald's, but only when it's busy. Sonic is inside, ergo, you can't see them so hell ya they are eating those fries.
     
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    "Lets just be friends"

    No, I can't go home with you"

    "Last call for alcohol"

    "You're fired"
     
  10. mr_gootan

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    Fast food employees who wear gloves to handle food don't remove their gloves to handle money. Dirty money.
     
  11. Mulder

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    Actually they vomit.

    Flys can't eat solid food so they vomit then stomp on it with their feet to soften it up. Then they suck the liquid back up and usually drop feces at the same time.

    Enjoy.
     
  12. Miguel

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    We have a winner.
     
  13. Faos

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    What's the big deal?

    How many of us have had a dog lick us on the mouth knowing he probably licked his own balls or arse right before.
     
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    That was freaking brilliant. I don't laugh out loud often, but that was awesome.

    And to Moe's "maroon 5" comment, how in the world did the music of the new millenium become a bunch of falsetto lovin' ColdPlay clones?!?

    You thought the music of the 90's was bad? It's got nothing on this new wave of fly vomit, stomp, and crap at the same time.
     
  15. Troy McClure

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    I like Maroon 5....
     
  16. Fatty FatBastard

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    Then you willlll be loved...
     
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    "...we find the defendant 'guilty.'"
    :eek:
     
  18. Cohen

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    And you're OK with that? :)
     
  19. moestavern19

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    Has this like taken its toll on you?
     
  20. Cohen

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    :)

    If it helps, they're really tiny. Like the size of the eye on a needle.

    Won't keep me from eating them, but like I said, kinda takes some of the fun out.

    We probably eat far more insect parts in other foods anyway, but when one isn't certain about insect parts it seems to make it better.
     

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