ClutchFans Game Thread: Sixers @ Rockets 4/9/2026

Amen missed tari wide open for 3

 

DA MFKING REAPER!

 

lol

 

i’d rather beat my dick with a hammer than see another Amen Thompson wide open jump shot brick tonight.

 

I'm pissed we didn't score 80

 

naw ive seen Ime lose bigger games than this. talk to me in teh 4th quarter.

 

And everyone wants us to give him a max contract and cripple the team. Insanity.

 

the good vibes continue

 

ROYAL IVEY EYE CONTACT SCORE: ZERO. DIDN'T EVEN WAIT FOR THE END OF THE INTERVIEW

 

well, he did hit two mid range shots tonight so........ hopefully your dick will still be in one piece

 

If Udoker had more to work with we would have been there.

 

Royal Ivey didnt look at vanessa once!! vanessa was looking at Ivey lips the whole time. weird.

 

I hope there are hula hoops for halftime

 

I’ll give him a pass

 

These mother****ers are so terrified of looking at Vanessa. She's hot but it's not like it's the Queen of ****ing Sheba or some ****, look at the women in the eyes you disrespectful ****s lmao

 

hes had 1 this game... and he's been much better on tos for the last few weeks...

 

Royal could use a Botox consultation. He doesn’t have to go with it I just want him to hear both sides

 

So far so good, but we seemed to be letting up off the gas just before halftime. We need to break that habit.

 

no eye contact AT ALL. LIKE NON, none, like non
awkward

poor Vanessa