ClutchFans Game Thread: Rockets @ Pelicans 3/29/2026

Ref not gonna call that push-off?

 

Tari looks like a man running through a field of landmines. Even at speed just looks like he don't trust that wheel.

 

The whole league doubling point Katie now

 

Mr. Run&MissTheLayup doesn’t sound as good as Mr. Run&Dunk

Throw it down like Katie did

 

KD should drive a lot more tbh, how many people are blocking a 7ft dude who moves like that?

 

if anything, shooting % usually drop in the playoffs. very rare do they increase

 

Tari like what you mean you need someone to pass it to when you doubled at mid court

 

Exact same wording?

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Are you so blatantly stupid you fail to realise the additional 'scoring at will' part you added is what you're being called out for, guess what the commentators aren't actually saying that part you know why? Because it hasn't happened.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH my god you're an idiot.

Edit: Imagine lying, getting called out for it, proven wrong, and then calling someone else r***d HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. What a painful L for you to hold.

 

We went to Sengun once he got an easy bucket, and we’re just like “that was fun, let’s not do that again”

 

Somebody needs to stop Tari ****ing shooting, he's as worthless as Amen from the perimeter right now

 

Tari yikes

 

How many air balls Eason got since January

 

They shoot more when they slumping

 

This is a very appropriate comparison.

 

Yeah, that's why I'm not optimistic. Plus I'm not sure how often we've even had 2 out of the 3 hot in the same game this season. Not that often. Regardless, opposing defenses ain't getting easier, that's for sure.

 

Eason should not have our second most shot attempts lol

 

he's 37 not 27 anymore.

ever since he suffered 2 major injuries, he drives less and less and more jump shots

 

Nvm he airballed one really bad

 

44% from 3 at 4/9... and theyre at 56% at 5/9....

 

They need to ban his ass from jump shots until he shoots like an NBA player again