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  1. mc mark

    mc mark Member

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    Does anyone have a favorite song stanza or couplet?

    Here's a couple of mine...

    You say your life's a bum deal
    And you're up against the wall
    Well, people, you ain't even got no kind of deal at all
    'Cause what they do
    In Washington
    They just takes care of number one
    And number one ain't you
    You ain't even number two!

    Those Jesus freaks, well they're friendly but
    The **** they believe has got their minds all shut
    An' they don't even care
    When the church takes a cut
    Ain't it bleak when you got so much nothin'

    Frank Zappa


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  2. RocketMan Tex

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    People try to put us d-d-down
    Just because we get around
    Things they do look awful cold
    Hope I die before I get old
    Talkin' bout my generation

    Can't wait for August 29th at the Woodlands Pavilion!!!

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  3. A-Train

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    When it comes to dope rhymes, nobody can beat the beastie boys...

    No sleep 'til............BROOKLYN!!

    Foot on the pedal - never ever false metal
    Engine running hotter than a boiling kettle
    My job's ain't a job - it's a damn good time
    City to city - I'm running my rhymes
    On location - touring around the nation
    Beastie Boys always on vacation
    Itchy trigger finger but a stable turntable
    I do what I do best because I'm willing and able
    Ain't no faking - your money I'm taking
    Going coast to coast - watching all the girlies shaking
    While you're at the job working nine to five
    The Beastie Boys at the Garden - COLD KICKIN' IT LIVE!!

    or

    How here's a little story - I've got to tell
    About three bad brothers - you know so well
    It started way back in history
    With Adrock, M.C.A., and me - Mike D.
    Been had a little horsy named Paul Revere
    Just me and my horsy and a quart of beer
    Riding across the land - kicking up sand
    Sheriff's posse on my tail cause I'm in demand
    One lonely Beastie I be
    All by myself - without nobody
    The sun is beating down on my baseball hat
    The air is gettin' hot - the beer is getting flat
    Lookin' for a girl - I ran into a guy
    His name is M.C.A., I said, "Howdy" - he said, "Hi"

    you also can't go wrong with Sir Mixalot

    I like big butts and I can not lie
    You other brothers can't deny
    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
    And a round thing in your face
    You get sprung
    Wanna pull up front
    Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
    Deep in the jeans she's wearing
    I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
    Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
    And take your picture
    My homeboys tried to warn me
    But with that butt you got
    Me so horny
    Ooh, all of that smooth skin
    You say you wanna get in my benz
    Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

    I've seen them dancin'
    The hell with romancin'
    Sweat, sweat, got it goin like a turbo vette

    I'm tired of magazines
    Saying flat butts are the thing
    Take the average black man and ask him that
    She gotta pack much back


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  4. MadMax

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    I have to tell a story
    0f a thousand rainy days since we first met.

    It's a big enough umbrella,
    but it's always me that ends up getting wet.

    The Police
    "Every Little Thing She Does is Magic"

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  5. Dennis2112

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    I pledge alliegence to the flag of the United States of America
    And to the republic for which it stands
    One nation under God
    Indivisable, with liberty and justice for all.

    I was feeling a bit patriotic this morning. [​IMG]

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  6. Behad

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    I'm with ya, Tex. I'm sitting in the lawn (damn those tickets prices are high!!), so I will be there early!

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  7. davo

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    "and I hate everyone, and I hate everything, thats keepin me from you..."
    Weddings Parties, Anything, Away, Away

    "Wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then"
    Bob Seger, Against the Wind

    "And now the damage is done, and we're back out on the run,

    Its funny how everything was roses when we held on to the gun"

    Guns 'n' Roses, Breakdown

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  8. RocketMan Tex

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    I will also be on the lawn & there early,
    partying like a madman. It's going to be one hell of a show!


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  9. ROCKETBOOSTER

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    Oh-Oh here she comes
    Watch out boy she'll chew you up
    Oh-Oh here she comes
    She's a man-eater

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  10. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Hey my friend, it seems your eyes are troubled,
    Care to share your time with me,
    Would you say your feeling low and so,
    A good idea would be to get it off your mind

    See, you and me have a better time than most can dream,
    Have it better than the best,
    So can pull on through,
    Whatever tears at us,
    Whatever holds us down,
    And if nothing can be done,
    We'll make the best of what's around.

    Turns out, not where, but who you're with that really matters.

    Dave Matthews Band, "The Best of What's Around"

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  11. BobFinn*

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    Yes I wish that for just one time
    You could stand inside my shoes
    You'd know what a drag it is
    To see you
    Dylan-Positively 4th Street

    I don't want to fake you out,
    Take, or shake or forsake you out,
    I ain't lookin for you to feel like me,
    See like me, or be like me.
    Dylan-All I Really Want to Do

    The traffic lights they turn blue tomorrow
    And shine their emptiness down on my bed
    The tiny island sags downstream
    Cause the life they'd lived is dead
    And the wind screams Mary
    Hendrix

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  12. R0ckets03

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    Well Smith dont got to cuss in his record
    But I do
    So fu@k him
    and fu$k u too
    u think i give a damn about a grammy
    half u critics cant even stomach me
    let alone stand me
    but slim what if u win
    wouldnt it be wierd
    why so u guys could lie just to get me here
    sit me here next to britney spears
    christina agulera better switch me chairs
    so i can sit next to carson daly and fd
    somethin somthin who she gave head to first
    little bitc# put me on blast on MTV
    yeah he is cute but i think he is married to kim hehe


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  13. R0ckets03

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    Oh but how can I forget the best one of all time. Its that Snoop verse in "Never Leave Me Alone". Damnit I cant think of it rite now!

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  14. mc mark

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    Come on Jeff and Rimy,

    I know you guys have a favorite song.

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  15. Jeff

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    My fav is from a poem - i'll get to the song later -

    And I will be saying it with a sigh ages and ages hence,
    Two roads diverged in a wood,
    And I,
    I took the one less travelled,
    And that has made all the difference.

    Robert Frost

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