A Darwin panel beater today said he heard what sounded like a huge thunderclap when an RAAF FA-18 jet dropped a dummy missile on his car. Darwin police said the Royal Australian Air Force jet was returning from a night sortie as part of joint Operation Pitch Black when it dropped the missile by mistake. The missile landed on a four-wheel drive parked in a panel beater's yard in the industrial suburb of Berrima, Senior Sergeant Richard Bryson said. Tony Travers, from Davo's Rust Repairs in Berrima, was in the yard around 9pm last night and preparing to cook his dinner when the missile crushed his car. "It was like a huge thunderclap," Mr Travers told ABC radio. "I rang the police and the RAAF and that and then made my sausage sanger. "Then I went outside and had a look around and they eventually rang back and said they had lost a missile." ------------------ Discombobulation Imminent
So thats what Davo does for a living ------------------ "Your not a real member of CC.net unless you have 1000 posts"
yeah the full name of the business is Davo's Rust Repairs, Salary and Cap questions ------------------ Discombobulation Imminent
Smeggakalfragalisticexpealidocious, You bring great joy to my otherwise cloudy life. I hope you do not ever go anywhere and leave this board. I still can't stop laughing. ------------------ Play the Piano Drunk Like a Percussion Instrument Until the Fingers Begin to Bleed a Bit
spell check for rimmy kal-a-fragilistic, forgot the A Damn, did I just do that? ------------------ "The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life." ---George Carlin
And with that comment, Boob* has officially been assimilated by the Serious Police and accordingly you will please leave the Hangout, never to return and head back to other forums with the plebs. ------------------ Discombobulation Imminent
Sorry, Bob, !!!!!!!!!!!!"A"!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------ Play the Piano Drunk Like a Percussion Instrument Until the Fingers Begin to Bleed a Bit
OK, I'm back, and I still am laughing. I do not know if it is the title, the post itself, or both. I just cannot let it go. Bob, would you mind proofing for me? ------------------ Play the Piano Drunk Like a Percussion Instrument Until the Fingers Begin to Bleed a Bit
Looks good to me rimmy. Punctuation, spelling, all good. Its on to the copy room now for publication ------------------ "The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life." ---George Carlin
I think it's Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious...
Funny. But hey, they hit. Smeg, just out of curiosity, could you define some of the Australian terms, like: "panel beater" and "made my sausage sanger"? -- sounds pornographic. ------------------ Stay Cool...
OK DC here's your explainations Arvo Afternoon Fosters Australian for piss sausage sanger that would be a sausage sandwich, usually consisting of a sausage, tomato sauce and bread. panel beater Also known as Crash repairers, not sure what you yanks would call them, they fix dents in cars. Smeg ------------------ Discombobulation Imminent
You guys are on to me! It pretty hard to run a panel beaters shop from here in Houston, thats why I've got my manager Tony looking after it. Smeg - you don't really mean Foster is Australian for piss(piss is slang for beer by the way) - no one drinks it except americans and brits. Now Emu Bitter - thats a beer! You're a croweater aren't you Smeg? ------------------ Current Rocket's Salary & Contract Info
