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We just signed The Giver of Bliss … I feel a lot better

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by heypartner, Jan 15, 2026 at 1:06 PM.

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  1. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    Well, the Chronicle did



    ai told me “the name Varun Shankar can be interpreted as the all-encompassing giver of bliss

    Gemini can make mistakes. Check important information.​
     
    #1 heypartner, Jan 15, 2026 at 1:06 PM
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  2. Astrodome

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    Why is he asking us what we want to know about our team if he is just starting? Or maybe he mis-typed that. We already know a lot. We are Clutch Fans bro.
     
    #2 Astrodome, Jan 15, 2026 at 1:09 PM
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  3. Os Trigonum

    Os Trigonum Okogie Only Fan
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    and here I thought this was gonna be the Severo thread we've all been waiting for.

    am disappoint
     
    #3 Os Trigonum, Jan 15, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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  4. heypartner

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    He should have to tell us what he knows about Cam, first.
     
    #4 heypartner, Jan 15, 2026 at 1:14 PM
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  5. RB713

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    DD messaging him.

    “Tell us what it was like covering cam whitmore in the locker room and showers.”

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    #5 RB713, Jan 15, 2026 at 1:15 PM
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    beat reporter in the vein of Feigen? necessary job i guess. someone needs to report Rocket propaganda.

    suggestions for first story, "all is great in Rocket land, fer sure we're winning the championship, kd7 IS getting younger, rs15 for DPOY ... "
     
    #6 ico4498, Jan 15, 2026 at 1:36 PM
  7. ROXTXIA

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    Rockets propaganda? "DMo is going to be out a little while...."

    (next thing you know)

    "DMo is out for the playoffs."

    @DaDakota @Plowman

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    #7 ROXTXIA, Jan 15, 2026 at 1:51 PM
  8. Newlin

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    He needs to find out who our franchise player is.
     
    #8 Newlin, Jan 15, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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  9. topfive

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    Why couldn't we have signed the Bringer of Point Guard instead?
     
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  10. Hank McDowell

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    This is good news. I need more bliss.
     
    #10 Hank McDowell, Jan 15, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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    Don’t we all, brother
     
    #11 thegary, Jan 15, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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    looks like Clutch outsourced his objectivity to some indian clowns lol
     
    #12 Rinaldi, Jan 15, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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    i knew it. it might be his lacky.
     
    #13 Rinaldi, Jan 15, 2026 at 5:20 PM
  14. Rocket River

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    Welcome to Houston . . . . .. Leave all Wizard Related luck/juju/influence in Washinton

    Rocket River
     
    #14 Rocket River, Jan 15, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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    dude gon live until 100 yrs old by looking at those ear lobes.
     
    #16 mvpcrossxover, Jan 15, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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    I feel a new avatar coming on
     
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    Was he part of the Cam Whitmore trade? lol. I saw some of his coverage of the Wizards on YouTube from back around that trade time, and he should be an interesting listen. He seems pretty good at what he does.
     
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    Why didn't we hire a beat reporter in house/ forum? Dude needs insider connections and a love for the team -- imagine trying to write for the Jazz or Spurs as a Houston fan... Impossible
     
    #19 KingCheetah, Jan 15, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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    fify
     
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