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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by sirjesse, Dec 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM.

  1. sirjesse

    sirjesse The Udoker has spoken!
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    T’was the night before Christmas
    And all through the gym
    Not a player was scoring
    Not even an all star

    the plays were designed by Udoker
    With hopes KD would be there

    the fans were all nestled by their devices
    With visions of championships in their heads
    And @DaDakota finally moved on from Cam
    We all lay down for our nap

    When out on the forum there arose such a chatter
    I opened up my phone to see what was the matter

    And all through the forum, ideas abound.

    trade for beard
    Bring back Jalen
    KD is worse than Dillon
    On vixen and prancer!
    JD should play point
    Defense no longer exists
    Leadership nowhere to be found

    and then in a twinkling
    I heard on the court
    The sound of defense being played
    KD scoring
    Udoker coaching
    @DaDakota OGing

    on @Reeko
    And @DreamShook
    You refs @WestendMassive

    make memes @Salvy and @Os Trigonum

    KD sprang up to take the shot
    And the refs gave him a whistle

    And away they all flew like the down of a thistle
    But I heard him exclaim
    As he drove out of sight
    HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL FROM THE UDOKER, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!


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    #1 sirjesse, Dec 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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    Merry Christmas!!!

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    #2 Reeko, Dec 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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    #3 juanm34, Dec 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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    Nice rhyme @sirjesse ! Merry Christmas CF!!
     
    #4 Shark44, Dec 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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    Twas the night before Christmas

    And a Dangerous Game was playing

    By my boy Denuel House
     
    #5 SamFisher, Dec 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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    i'm having a hard time with this haiku
     
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    Merry Christmas, everybody!
     
    #7 PuzzledFan, Dec 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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    #10 daywalker02, Dec 25, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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    how did nobody say Die Hard?

    this team is a bunch of friggin' losers . . . I've seen enough, blow it up

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    #13 Os Trigonum, Dec 25, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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    Merry Christmas!
     
    #14 Plowman, Dec 25, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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    #15 Salvy, Dec 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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    The rantings were posted on ClutchFans with care,
    In hopes that St. DFS soon would be there
     
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