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Does anyone where is Karl Malone now, should we sign him???

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Yaowaming, Nov 15, 2004.

  1. Yaowaming

    Yaowaming Contributing Member

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    Rocket need some dirty player like Malone to help Yao in paint.
     
  2. gucci888

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    Go easy on him guys.
     
  3. jediknight94595

    jediknight94595 Contributing Member

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    I agree with you 110%!!!

    I'd get rid of Nuttbar and bring in Malone!!!

    :D
     
  4. olliez

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    Oh God, hell no way

    Not the dirty scourndal Karla !

    :mad:
     
  5. robbie380

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    agreed...i dont think he is a pre-yao rox fan so i don't think he understands the hatred for malone
     
  6. SamFisher

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    The most important part of Warthog jumping is to choose your level. For beginners you should start on Silent Cartographer. It is the easiest level for jumping and the one Randy Glass does most of his jumping. Start a game on easy and clear the landing bay without using grenades. Try also to pick up at least 3 plasma grenades. After clearing the landing bay, switch to your pistol and Foe Hammer will drop off a Warthog. You should have 9
    marines, 2 will get into the Warthog with you. Keep driving avoiding all enemies to the beach were the dropship drops off 3 or 4 Jackals. It is a good idea to kill them as they sometimes get in your way. Pass through the arch and park the Warthog by the first rock, so that the gunner seat is facing the arch and then
    run back to the arch and trigger a checkpoint. Come back and press 'x' to take the gunner out of the gunner seat. Now, here comes the cruel part. Shoot him in the head. It may seem a bit sadistic but it's the only way to accumulate grenades. Marines drop 0-2 grenades, as a beginner you should aim to collect
    about 9 grenades which is 1 grenade from every marine. Granted you may end up with more grenades but this is just an approximate. After collecting about 1 grenade from the gunner, take the other marine out of the side seat and get into the driver seat. The marine should enter the gunner seat. Get a checkpoint and repeat what you did with the other marine. Then get into the Warthog and go and collect some more marines and repeat your sick, twisted killing process.

    As a beginner, I wouldn't recommend trying to put too many grenades under a Warthog at first, in case the 'glitch' happens. I'm still trying to figure out exactly why this happens. It is a glitch that when you go back for your last marine, sometimes the grenades and bodies disappear, leaving you with only about
    4 grenades or so. Luckily this is very rare; it has only happened twice to me out of hundreds of hours of jumping.

    After you have built up your grenades, park a Warthog over them and then throw in a grenade. You can throw a frag, a plasma, 2 plasmas, a plasma and a frag and, if you are fast, a frag and then attach a plasma. You can aim the Warthog in any direction, the best looking one is over the arch, but it is really up to you. Have fun!
     
  7. Yaowaming

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    I hate malone since 1986 when people compared him with Barkley, but I think rox really needs a dirty player when we play against teams like Spurs, Mavs, Pistons, and Portland.
     
  8. RocketsPimp

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    1st you start a thread declaring that we're going to be 18-12 on December 31st, now you're asking if we should sign one of, if not the most hated Rockets rival of all time.

    You just want to be tarred and feathered, don't you?
     
  9. SupermanSK

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    Karla is cursed.....and he gets no love around here.
     
  10. KaiSeR SoZe

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    :confused: wrong thread?
     
  11. Yaowaming

    Yaowaming Contributing Member

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    Fine, my bad for starting this thread, but just wondering where is this guy!!!!But Rox really needs a power forward who can play defense!!!!
     
  12. jediknight94595

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    Basketball is a business. Nobody really hates anybody in this league. Its all business man. $$$$ :D
     
  13. meh

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    History and personal hatred aside, Malone is oddly enough a very good complement to Yao. The guy's a good rebounder even at his age, better than our four crap PF combined. He's also absolute money on that mid-range jumper, which would help open up the floor for Yao. Finally, the guy is absolutely one of the best at drawing fouls. He knows how to get defenders in the air and how to clear space for shots(even if some of the tactics are dirty). Yao would benefit from learning such things.

    That said, Malone will not play for the Rockets. It's a moot point.
     
  14. SmeggySmeg

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    i presume you would want to sign him so we could have public stoning/beating/whipping sessions of him at half time of our home games, if so ok, if not you'll do :eek:
     
  15. UTweezer

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    quit posting. If your gonna start stupid threads that waste space, atleast donate to the tipjar...
     
  16. ima_drummer2k

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    Don't forget to rate the thread everyone...
     
  17. Will

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    Not a bad idea. And while we're at it, the position where we really need help is PG.

    That's right . . .
     
  18. houskets

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    3 words: I Detest Karla
     
  19. tested911

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    Can someone answer the question?

    Where is he now?
     
  20. DaGlide

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    I wonder what your % of threads started to total posts is right now. Let's see, based simply on the active threads in the GARM, you have 13 threads started. That's 13/172 = 7.6% !!!! Back away from the keyboard, deliver three pimp slaps to each cheek, and stop creating worthless threads.
     

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