WELL Duke is NOT happy a man at this point and time FOLKS!!! DUKE's just found out his DIVER'S LISENCE is expired?!?? And that is not the worst, OHHHH hoo noooo. IT EXPIRED three YEARS ago?!?!? STUPID secertaries are sopposed to KEEP TRACK of all that stuff! DUKE does not have TIME in his busy busy schedulle to memorize that crap. HEY SALLY you are fired!! Oh wait DUKE is typing, damn. Write down note, fire b**** Sally later. SO DUKE had to go get the LISENCE renewed, NO SWEAT DUKE is a great car drivers like AJ Fort and Pablo PICASO. THEY told DUKE I had to take my driving test OVER AGIN (since the LISENCE was expied for so long). DAMMIT!!!!! So DUKE went out to take the test. AND IT SUCKED!!!! ALL DUKE did was run a few redlights and a stop sign, and TURN left from the far RIGHT lane, so what?! ALSO they asked DUKE to paralel park between some cones, YEAH RIGHT! Cones are not so tough, DUKE runned em over. And OK DUKE also went 48 in a 15 mile-hour zone. Oh and I backed into a fire hydernt. But MRS High Mighty DRIVER TEST HO said, "I'm sorry, Mr. Hutz, but you'll have to take the test again. You scored a 42, which is below passing." SO NOW DUKE does not have a licence, AND that is why I am here. DUKE nbeeds a ride to work Monday!! SOMEONE HELP THE DUKE! DUKE DUKE DUKE OF DRIVE DRIVE DRRIVE! ------------------ DUKE WISDOM: if a tree falls in the FOREST and crushes a leprecon is it really dead?
Seeing as youve been driving for 3 years with the expired liscene I dont think a couple of more days will hurt. PLay ingorant and keep it up. ------------------ When I die I want to go peacefully like my grandfather. Not screaming like the passengers in the back seat!
Speaking of expirations, Duke, have you checked your law license recently? Sally sounds like she's not too reliable about these things . . .
Hey LHutz - it would help if you mentioned what parts of town you lived and worked in. Just a sugestion - ever think of taking the bus? When I used to work downtown, I took the bus everyday. And, if my memory serves me correctly, I think you'd fit in with most of the people on there. Huh? Right! ------------------ [This message has been edited by cuttino (edited July 22, 2000).]
