The state of the republican party

ROCKSS · Nov 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM

Reeko said: ↑

Two days ago I was contacted by a high-ranking employee of the French Government. After determining this person’s position and proximity to the French couple, I have deemed the information they gave me to be credible enough to share publicly in the event that something happens. In short, this person claims that the Macrons have executed upon and paid for my assassination. Yes, you read that correctly. More specifically, that the green light was given to a small team in National Gendamarie Intervention Group. I am told there is one Israeli that is on this assasination squad and the plans were formalized. Again, this person provided concrete proof that they are well placed within the French government apparatus. Further to this point, this person claims that Charlie Kirk’s assassin trained with the French legion 13th brigade with multi-state involvement. Journalist Xavier Poussard’s life is also at risk. This is deadly serious. The head of state of France apparently wants us both dead and has authorized professional units to carry this out. I ask that every person RETWEET and share this. I do not know who in the American government can be trusted, since this source claims our leaders are aware. But I have more specific information which is definitively verifiable, should they care to reach out to me. To the brave official in France who did this because they were so moved by the evil of Charlie’s public execution to risk their own life— May God bless you. Truly. Let all be revealed.
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Candace so wants to be in the "cool crowd" that she is making up things to get attention, if true she would record the call and take it to the FBI, not X

Xerobull · Nov 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM

Andre0087 said: ↑

‘ShamWow guy’ is running for Congress in Texas to ‘destroy wokeism’

Informercial star Offer Vince Shlomi, best known as the “ShamWow guy” who hawked super absorbent towels on late-night television, is running for Congress in Texas.

Shlomi, 61, is vying for the Republican primary nod against incumbent Rep. John Carter, 84, to represent a swath of Central Texas, which includes the northern suburbs of Austin, Temple and Fort Hood.

So far, Shlomi is one of five candidates to enter the GOP primary for the reliably red 31st Congressional District. The primary is March 3.

On Sunday, Shlomi told Fox News Digital that he was motivated to run to “destroy wokeism” and as a tribute to Charlie Kirk, who was assassinated in September while speaking at a university in Utah. Shlomi called Kirk the original “woke buster” and said he wants to end “political infighting in the country” and “make America happy.”

Shlomi, who was born in Israel and raised in Brooklyn, skyrocketed to infomercial fame in the 2000s with his energetic pitch for the absorbent towels that became a household name. He went on to sell the Slap Chop, a handheld chopping device, the Graty, a cheese grater, and the Schticky, a reusable lint roller.

“You’ll be saying ‘wow’ every time you use this towel,” he would say, looking directly at the camera and spilling soda to demonstrate the towel’s absorbency. “It sells itself.”

But Shlomi’s rise to success as a pitchman was complicated by a 2009 arrest in Miami Beach after an alleged violent altercation with a sex worker, which left him with a bloody jaw in a viral police mugshot. Prosecutors declined to press charges.

After the arrest, he told NBC News in 2013 that he had stepped back from the public eye, cut down on partying and recommitted to his work. The arrest, he told the outlet, probably saved his life.

“People understand you make mistakes in life,” he said. “Hopefully I won’t make another mistake.”

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/tex...ing-for-congress-in-texas-to-destroy-wokeism/
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Late to the game, scamwow

thegary · Nov 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM

JuanValdez said: ↑

If she ends up getting assassinated, I'll take it back, but for now: lol!

I'd say his candidacy is ridiculous, but the candidacy of the 84 year old incumbent is even more ridiculous!
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Apparently, it’s now spelled R33diculous

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