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Levels of Hell

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Xerobull, Oct 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM.

  1. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    I’ll go first:

    Level of Hell of waiting rooms at medical clinics that cater to old people.

    Nobody’s in a hurry because they have nothing to do anyway. Minutes become hours, hours become days…all while you’re serenaded by old people body noises and the sound of their portable medical devices. Cell signal is somehow nil and you don’t bother starting a conversation because the last one left your voice hoarse from all the yelling. Bonus: old people dead skin in the air and all over your clothes.
     
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  2. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    Somebody had to go to the doctor's office today?
     
  4. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    Apparently, and someone doesn't think he's old.

    I'm calling in a newsflash to OP.
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    Hello? Can you hear me? Good. You're old. You're noisier than you think. And you shed vast numbers of skin cells on the daily.
     
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  5. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    Took my 101yo grandma to the eye doctor today. -shudder-
     
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    being stuck next to a smoker is also teh suxs
     
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    How funny...............I had an 8am Dr appt this am, they took me back right at 8 and then the Dr doesn't show up till 8:45, I guess my time isnt valuable. I am the first patient of the day and you cant be bothered to be on time
     
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    [​IMG]
     
  11. Castor27

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    Shopping at Hobby Lobby
     
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  12. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    Hell of Hobby Lobby is valid.
     
  13. Castor27

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    I tell my wife all the time, if I am unfortunately condemn to hell I will spend eternity walking around the aisles in Hobby Lobby.
     
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    These wounds..

    These wounds..

    They will not heaaaaaaaaaal.
     
  15. Buck Turgidson

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    Why the hell would yall allow yourselves to get dragged to Hobby Lobby?
     
  16. Buck Turgidson

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    This is a more personal hell that I will never, ever, under any circumstances visit again:

    Hell of the Johnson-Sewell Ford dealership parts & service department.
     
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  17. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    Hell of Marriage
     
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  18. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    Hell of Car Dealerships
     
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    Yep. They screwed me around on a parts order about 6 months ago and I told them I'd never spend another dollar there. I believe I told them I'd rather drive to Dallas to buy another truck than buy one there. Then early this week they completely screwed my mom around on a recall...she had an appointment, they texted her to confirm the appointment, she's there for the appointment, I pick her up...the next morning they call her and tell her they don't have the parts.
     
  20. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    They're crooks. I personally just pay cash for my cars and luckily haven't had to go to the dealership for a repair in a long time.

    I have started going with my MIL for any repairs. Put on my nice boots, jeans, button-up, sports jacket and serious face and she always defers to me when the 'manager' comes out to tell us that so-and-so part isn't covered for whatever bullshit reason. Got the last thing covered after she was shot down at a different dealership.

    It's a shame that women have to 'man up' but it's a reality. My wife even asked me to come to a parent-teacher conference because one of our kid's teachers (a woman) is being a jerk and my wife knows that people react differently to me than her.
     
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