Things That Annoy You

Did you try speaking louder?

 

Seems like a joke but yes I did

 

or adding an "O" to the end of every word?

 

Separate room with (nicer) TV just for you. Call it your "study", it sounds classy.

 

You can do like Steve Martin did.
Speak English but emulating whatever accent they use.

 

Yes but unfortunately I see ads for it and awful, awful dramas when watching football.

 

I was using Alexa+ (the new Alexa) on Echo Show. And, I asked about a product. It pulls up a list of products. It asks me something like, "Tell me which product you would like to see details for!". So, then I go "Alexa, let me view item 1!". Then, it goes "Order has been placed!". Then, I go "Alexa, I didn't ask you to place an order!". Then, it goes "You're absolutely right. I'm sorry!".

LOL. It turns out it never placed an order as far as I can tell. But, WTF man?

 

People on speaker phone in the supermarket.
I don't understand why it's so hard to put the phone to your ear.
I don't need or want to hear about you Dr's appointment.

 

Make a comment about how there's life after genital warts.