Played a U2-themed board game called "Bonopoly." It's like regular Monopoly, but where the streets have no name.
Did you hear about the Kroger worker who fought off a thief with his labeling gun? Spoiler The police are now looking for a man with a price on his head.
A young kid found his dad's condoms in the drawer and asked his dad, "What are these?" Thinking the kid was too young to tell the truth, he said, "They're rat poison." The kid said, "What do you do, ****'em to death?"
