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Superfan Team Expectations

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by backwardhead, Sep 24, 2025 at 9:07 AM.

  1. backwardhead

    backwardhead Member

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    I'm so hyped for the season! Even with the loss of FVV I can't help but feel insanely optimistic about this season. I partly blame Jackson Gatlin and my own nature. More and more when I talk to friends about the team, or try to get sad Texan/Astros fans to move their minds to the Rockets, I get picutres of the SNL Superfans from the 90s. "Da Bears." "If Ditka shrank to half his size, how long would it take him to beat the Packers?" “Who would win in a fight: a fully grown grizzly bear, or Mike Ditka after eating a Polish sausage the size of Soldier Field?” That type of thing.

    So what are your oversized, borderline psychotic, expectations for this season?
    Here are mine:
    KD 29 ppg, 7 ast, 4 reb. He's the only one I don't feel blindly optimistic about. I might be selling him short.
    Alpi 22 ppg, 7 ast, 12 reb
    Amen 18 ppg, 4 ast, 8 reb, 3 blk
    Jabari 18 ppg, 2 ast, 12 reb
    Reed 16 ppg, 6 ast, 4 reb
    DFS 12 ppg, 4 ast, 3 reb
    Tari 12 ppg, 2 ast, 8 reb, 3 blk

    That's 127 ppg, 32 apg, 51 rpg, and 6 blks

    We will also hold other teams under 100 pts a game.

    I'd say on the delusional scale I'd give it a 7 out of 10 Superfan.

    What s your Superfan gut telling you?
     
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  2. conquistador#11

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    "I'm superhyped for the season"


    The Garm and every Houston subforum:
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  3. Hank McDowell

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    I think they will have a worse record than they did last year, but they have the potential to be better in the postseason if they can avoid any more major injuries. But I have doubts about that....
     
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    I have heard soccer fans calling themselves hidden mangers or fake managers.

    Super manager gut feeling. Everything evens itself out.
     

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