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RaptureTok: The Rapture is This Tuesday

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by Ubiquitin, Sep 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM.

  1. Ubiquitin

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    Given I'll 100% be Left Behind does anyone who does get raptured care if I call dibs on their stuff now?

    https://nypost.com/2025/09/21/lifestyle/rapture-might-be-coming-many-hope-their-dogs-are-included/
    A South African pastor’s vision that Jesus will return on September 23, also known as the rapture, has sent social media into a frenzy, with many worried about what will happen to their fur babies if this happens.

    “The rapture is upon us, whether you are ready or not,” pastor Joshua Mhlakela said in an interview with CettwinzTV.

    Specifically, the pastor claims Jesus told him in his dream that he will come on September 23 and 24.

    If you’re unfamiliar, the rapture in Christianity is the belief that people — both living and dead — will meet Jesus Christ in the air during this year’s Rosh Hashanah, which is the New Year in Judaism.
     
  2. Ubiquitin

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    Evangelicals in my home town ate this **** up when it came out.
     
  3. ThatBoyNick

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    The World without a bunch of bible thumpers?

    Thank you Jesus.
     
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  5. Ottomaton

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    Will men from Mars be eating cars?

     
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    Lol, what? o_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_O
     
  7. ROCKSS

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    I loved that series......................awesome books
     
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  8. Ubiquitin

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  9. DaDakota

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    OMFG - this nonsense has gone on for years.

    DD
     
  10. Newlin

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    Are people planning to go to work on Rapture day?
     
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    QUOTE="Ottomaton, post: 15869229, member: 1285"]Will men from Mars be eating cars?

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    Fab 5 Freddie told me everybody's fly
    DJ spinnin', I said, "My, my"
    Flash is fast flash is cool
     
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  12. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    Thank god. I can’t imagine what a shitshow 2026 would have been.
     
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    ...but we just found out what causes autism!!!
     
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  14. Exiled

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    He's back on Tuesday [​IMG]
     
  15. DaDakota

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    So Kimmel is Jesus? MAGA is so ****ed.

    DD
     
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  16. Exiled

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    Bonus raprture , the Mexican Apostles Guillermo Rodriguez is also back lol
     
  17. ElPigto

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    God is an ******* if he leaves dogs behind. I rather take dogs than the all the hypocrites that believe they deserve to be swept up.
     
  18. DaDakota

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    Jesus knows it is bowling night....he loves a good game.

    DD
     
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    You think these guys could stay on schedule. Am disapoint. Havent seen a single person wisked away to heaven yet today.

    This rapture sux. They had 2000 years to prep, they should have done better. 1 star review incomming.
     
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    I dont know how the Rapture will happen, but if I had a preference, I would like it to be exactly like book series Left Behind, you wake up and half the people are gone...................if your left behind, you know you got some work to do :D If I was still here I would driver over to the Joel Olsteen mega mansion and say "Hey Joel, you still here to huh" :D
     

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