Durant traded to Houston for Green, Brooks, #10 pick, and multiple 2nd rounders

I was certain that was their way of telling us they got a Midlife Crisis.....instead of banging the co-worker's wif Udoka style.

 

KD should sign for $35M then take the rest of the contract in Tilman's gift cards. Worked for Kawhi and the Clippers.

 

Gift cards are too obvious. Just give him some lifetime free lunch coupons.

 

I hope KD eventually shows up in these IG videos where part of the team is getting some runs in together before training camp.