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What’s the weirdest **** anyone has ever given you?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Xerobull, Jul 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM.

  1. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    My friend tried to give me a used sex swing. He had kicked his roommate out and it was in the guy’s closet.

    I said ‘why don’t you keep it’, to which he said ‘no way, that’s gross!’ I said ‘why tf did you think I would want it???’ and he goes ‘you don’t throw anything away and I thought you would just throw wash it or something’.

    His girlfriend killed him later for insurance money but that’s another story.

    I don’t know what happened to the swing.
     
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    i mean... i'd take it
     
    #2 Jontro, Jul 15, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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    A girl from Heartbreakers gave me crabs in 1986.
    Didn't expect that.
     
    #3 Kemahkeith, Jul 15, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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    Some guy I knew was an “artist” and he gave me this f-ed up painting of like a hand coming out of a chest or something. It was abstract. But, unless you are really dark and goth, it wasn’t pleasant to look at. Even the color choices were odd. We had a falling out b/c he was a d. k to me toward the end of our friendship. So, I gladly destroyed it and I’m not worried he could be some famous artist in the future and it could have been an early work worth something.
     
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    This is the kind of random non sequitur that makes me think of Fatty.
     
    #5 ima_drummer2k, Jul 15, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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  6. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    He and I have a lot in common in terms of crazy adventures and storytelling. He's not a bad dude.
     
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    Understatement.
     
    #7 BMoney, Jul 15, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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    This is more on the terms of "odd", my niece's husband made me 2 jars of moonshine for Xmas 2 years ago...............problem is I don't like it, nor had ever said I liked it; I am a Tito`s and Cranberry guy (another great mix is Gatorade Zero Grape) but hey, its the thought that counts

    BUT..............I do use it to light the charcoal on my grill and that **** works wonders!!
     
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    You should've definitely expected that.
     
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