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[Movie] Jurassic World: Rebirth

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  1. Buck Turgidson

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    Other than the original they've all been various degrees of bad, but the only one I remember watching and thinking "this is complete s!!t" was the one with William H Macy and Tea Leone.
     
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    Rental with nod-offs.
     
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  3. Buck Turgidson

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    eta: i'll give a proper not to the horror/comedy movies like Evil Dead 2, Tucker and Dale vs Evil, Cabin in the Woods, etc....
     
  4. Amshirvani

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    the original has aged really well.
     
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    Mostly agree with the exception of "Jurassic World" I thought that was a very fun theater experience.
     
  6. GRENDEL

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    Saw this last night, action is good but the story is a bit of mess. You cast Scarlett Johansson and Mahershala Ali but the script decides to take them off the screen for nearly half the film's runtime so we can follow a generic family which just doesn't make sense. Creature effects are good but not all that memorable, tons of nods to the original which just hammers home the point that this movie isn't nearly as good at that one.

    Save your money IMO, C+ from me.....
     
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  7. Ubiquitin

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    I wanted to take my kids to this and they said no way. Looks like we dodged a stinker.
     
  8. daywalker02

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    Rebirth of Johanson's bathtub water.

    @Jontro
     
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    All of them are watchable even if they aren't "good" except for that one. That movie is horrible.
     
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  10. Jontro

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    would.

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  11. Surfguy

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    How was ScarJo in this one? Did she make the film better? Was it like watching your Mom take on the dinosaurs?
     
  12. Xerobull

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    The post credit scene is a spoiler for the sequel, Afterbirth.
     
  13. PhiSlammaJamma

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    What really sells it was the new isolated clip they are showing currently with just the girl and the trex in the river. That scene looked special. But because the plots typically drown it, I'll wait.
     
  14. Joe Joe

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    Enjoyed it. Would put it behind the O.G. and Jurassic World.

    Much better than Fallen Kingdom and Dominion which I thought were the worst 2 of the 7 movies.
     
  15. No Worries

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    You had me at ... pantless Scarlett Johanssen
     
  16. clos4life

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    Was she caught squatting a potty? Otherwise, how did she end up pantless? Or is it one of those Yahoo "look at so and so totally pantless" articles in which they are just wearing skirts?

    Basically, pics are needed.
     

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