Is it beta to eat *****?

Yeah...you've never actually been with a woman.

 

Well, she's been dead for 8 years so...gross. Or, you've just proved my point.

 

Either women love it or hate it. Find the half who hate it and you’ll never need to eat kitty again.

 

You're talking about blowjobs

 

Or perhaps, if you are bad at it they get frustrated and move on to something else.

I swear, some of you need to sneak into your parents' bedroom and read The Joy of Sex like 12-yo me did.

 

Sounds like the Good night literature.

 

Reminds me of a Norm MacDonald joke...

I once walked in on my parents having sex.... it was the most awkward half hour of my life.

 

I guess it could apply to both lol

 

Questions like this further explain why so many of my buddies in their 40s are pulling women 15-20 yrs younger.

Well, that and the money.

 

Is that the only way they can get them to stfu?

 

Brilliant.

Women in their late 20's-30's are great.

 

…subjectively.

 

...if you're 10+ years older

 

I have never met a Women who did not like to have her kitty purr...............that would be like a guy hating a BJ