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Is it beta to eat *****?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by chef0010, Jun 18, 2025.

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Is it beta to eat *****

  1. Yes - the man’s pleasure is all that matters - don’t be a loser

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  2. No - I’m Rico suave - or whipped - and never get taken care of myself

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  1. leroy

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    Yeah...you've never actually been with a woman.
     
    #61 leroy, Jun 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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    #62 Pole, Jun 25, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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  3. chef0010

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    Except yo momma
     
    #63 chef0010, Jun 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
  4. leroy

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    Well, she's been dead for 8 years so...gross. Or, you've just proved my point.
     
    #64 leroy, Jun 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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  5. chef0010

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    This is a very serious conversation.
     
    #65 chef0010, Jun 26, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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    Either women love it or hate it. Find the half who hate it and you’ll never need to eat kitty again.
     
    #66 Smokey, Jun 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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    You're talking about blowjobs
     
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    Or perhaps, if you are bad at it they get frustrated and move on to something else.

    I swear, some of you need to sneak into your parents' bedroom and read The Joy of Sex like 12-yo me did.

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    #68 rimrocker, Jun 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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    Sounds like the Good night literature.

     
    #69 daywalker02, Jun 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
  10. JumpMan

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    Reminds me of a Norm MacDonald joke...

    I once walked in on my parents having sex.... it was the most awkward half hour of my life.
     
    #70 JumpMan, Jun 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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  11. Smokey

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    I guess it could apply to both lol
     
    #71 Smokey, Jun 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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