I’ve developed a new cologne for men called ZOMBIE NOIR . It repels zombies and it’s made out of zombies. But, it smells great! And, you no longer have to cut into a zombie and spread blood all over yourself as a way to camouflage. Just a few squirts of my cologne and you are good to go. I’ll even throw in a Zombie Growler wearable keychain that emits low level zombie groans to blend in with the crowd. It features 10 different varieties of real zombie groans and moans. Zombies at the door? No problem! Just blast out a growl from the Zombie Growler and they will leave cause they are not interested in conversing with another zombie.
