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What's your Zombie Apocalypse plan?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Xerobull, Jul 11, 2022.

  1. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Turn the channel.
     
  2. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Zombie Spiders happen.

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  3. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    That’s someone’s heart attack inducing nightmare.
     
  4. Surfguy

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    I’ve developed a new cologne for men called ZOMBIE NOIR . It repels zombies and it’s made out of zombies. But, it smells great! And, you no longer have to cut into a zombie and spread blood all over yourself as a way to camouflage. Just a few squirts of my cologne and you are good to go. I’ll even throw in a Zombie Growler wearable keychain that emits low level zombie groans to blend in with the crowd. It features 10 different varieties of real zombie groans and moans. Zombies at the door? No problem! Just blast out a growl from the Zombie Growler and they will leave cause they are not interested in conversing with another zombie.
     
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  5. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    What about a zombie full body deodorant? It’s the fastest growing demographic. We can call it Zume. @pgabriel
     
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    I’ve never seen a naked zombie, which makes me confident they don’t bite naked people.
     
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    In my universe, the Zombies have the ability to throw fireballs. So my preparation will be to also learn fireballs, so when a fireball flies at me, I will [d, df, f+punch] to cancel it out.
     
  8. donkeypunch

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    Looking forward to the new remake movie youre starring in.
     

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