This one might cause the demise of my marriage. My wife often uses the microwave to heat things up. She programs in a minute and takes her stuff out after 30 seconds. but never presses the clear button so the digital readout always says food instead of the time. Now that I'm calling her out, she rinses her plate after dinner and such but never puts it in the dishwasher. It's literally 2 feet from the sink.
people who smoke in non-designated smoking areas, especially on public transit every time I'm in Chicago and use the CTA, there will always be 1 or 2 people smoking in the train car or blasting sh*tty music with no headphones
This leads me to another annoyance. People that leave their car running at the gas pump while blasting their radio.
Hadn't heard this song in years until I was heading home a bit ago, but it's spot on: There's something that's been bugging us Texans And it's time that we set the record straight Concerning a species of cacti That grows in a whole different state The cactus in question's called saguaro It's tall with big arms in the air And if you ever travel to Texas I'm sorry but you won't see them there Hollywood and misinformed artists Made the saguaro a Texas icon But the saguaro only grows in Arizona Where people got em' out on their lawn I love the Sonoran desert I'll bet people there are glad I'm telling you That the saguaro only grows in Arizona And part of Northern Mexico too There ain't no saguaro in Texas It's not the kind of cactus we've got But somehow we're stuck with this image And changing it is gonna take a lot Folks in Mexico and Arizona Are probably glad that I have cleared the air There ain't no saguaro in Texas But we've sure got a lot of prickly pear Yes it's true that we've got a lot of desert But we've got a lot of piney forests too Hundreds of miles of beaches Hollywood just doesn't have a clue There's prickly pear cactus in Texas Nopalitos are sure good with eggs Boots are required footwear So cactus needles won't stick your legs Longhorns and blue bonnet flowers Lima trees and great barbecue Rat-tail and coral cactus Mesquite trees and peyote too Yeehaw!
