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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by backwardhead, Jun 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM.

  1. backwardhead

    backwardhead Member

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    Welcome to Clutchfans! KD Only Fans!

    I’m not really the person who should be answering the door but I’m here and someone needs to.

    As I was saying. Welcome KDOFs! We are so glad to have you with us. We have a really great community here. I think a better one than you would have found with GSW, Brooklyn, or PHX. PHX is a pretty great fan base but I don't think they have anything that compares to CFs! It's been around a really long time and many of us have kind of grown up with each other. Since the early days of the interweb.

    A few things you need to know out of the gate:
    1. You are proceeded by Sengun only fans. Known as SOFs. They have been less vocal since the contract extension but still find their way in when anyone suggests that Alpi is not basketball Jesus.
    2. There are members who will act like they hate each other. You'll learn quick. They don't really. Its all interfamily BS. They really love each other. It just comes with loving a team. When you are KD only fan I imagine the world revolves around KD. When you love a team you have people who love one player and hate another and that’s where the interfamily tension begins. It comes with the Rocket family.
    3. You will either love DaDakota or hate DaDakota. I personally love him but to each his own. Same goes for Mathloom, Heypartner etc. I think everyone loves J.R., tin man, and Buck Turgidson. I’m sorry for everyone I’ve left off the list. They post a lot so you will meet the regulars soon.
    4. One last main thing. When Clutch posts you need to cross yourself and bow. He is the alpha and the omega of the board. When he walks in the room don’t look him in the eye and for the love of god take your hat off.
    5. Other than that, help yourself to what’s in the fridge. It’s cold. And make yourself at home. Hopefully you’ll be in town soon for the championship and when you arrive, ask the board for restaurant recommendations.
    I think we are going to get along great because we know KD is 1A. You won’t get much push back here except maybe from the Sengun Only Fans. In a couple of years we hope your man KD will pass the mantle to Amen and he can be the man. This is the way it’s supposed to be. “Nants ingonyama bagithi baba.” The circle of life.

    Welcome aboard KDOFs!

    What did I forget to mention?
     
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  2. ThatBoyNick

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    Man this isn’t even a basketball forum they should check Reddit or Twitter
     
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    Nah, we just got rid of the Jalen stans, we don't need them KD stans here.

    KD hasn't played a game for us yet but I haven't forgotten how his decision to join the Warriors completely ****ed us over.

    Let the KD Stans flood Rockets subreddit.
     
  7. Os Trigonum

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    you should post this in the D&D
     
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    Pretty sure if one shows up then it's 100% KD's burner account lol.
     
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  9. LosPollosHermanos

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    Thanks. This palce seems cool, looking forward to posting on KD
     
  10. Dobbizzle

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    Oh wow, I missed that huge exodus of members, who left?
     
  11. Jontro

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    single file line pls

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    Translation, welcome Kevin.
     
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  13. LosPollosHermanos

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    THAT'S A FLAGRANT

    Not the **** where dort lay on the floor faking it. Dude is such a dirty pos

    Somebody needs to foul the **** out of him a couple of plays in arow
     
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    Ok. Can't say I'll care.if he plays well I'll welcome his fans. I really like the trade.
     
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    Now can we flip him for Giannis?
     
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    KD makes Houston great again (MaHGA) or (MaHouGA).
     
  18. A_3PO

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    I was a KDOF when he was at UT and at OKC.

    He remains my favorite college BB player ever. So amazing to watch.

    I followed him to OKC and they became my 2nd team behind the Rockets. There is so much about the dynamics of KD's OKC teams people don't know.

    When he left for GS, I was completely done with him, for lots of reasons.
     
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  19. GOATuve

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    Haha. I'll take KD (as long as he's healthy) over Giannis. I think he's the best chance of bringing us a ring
     
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    -777 thread pages. -11 chapters.
     
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