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[Movie] BALLERINA (John Wick spinoff starring Ana de Armas)

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  1. Xerobull

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    Len Wiseman? Ewww. Hopefully it is good, but he doesn't fill me with confidence. Ana does.
     
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    Lance Reddick's last film.

    R.I.P.
     
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    first trailer

     
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    Awesome
     
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    I SAW HIM AT THE END.
     
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    Auto-debit the card on file

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    If you’re looking for the hottest new movie, I’ve got just the thing, Ballerina.

    This film has everything: dancing, random cameo appearances, Daryl from The Walking Dead, bad Russian accents that sound like a mix of Dracula and your gym teacher, ice skate fights, slow-motion walking, Russia, disco brawls with lasers, people spraying fire hoses for no reason, and vengeance that lasts forever.

    It’s like if John Wick and Flashdance had a baby... and then that baby was raised in a Russian disco by a man named Boris, who only speaks in movie quotes.

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    D*mn you Scud!!!
    Don't betray the Ballerina

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    Obligatory "Can't wait gif".
     
  11. GRENDEL

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    New trailer is out.....

     
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    Ok, I don't know how but I totally missed the first trailer when it was released. This does look pretty awesome. It's such a delicate thing to have a woman be a badass action hero on screen because the physical presence is just different. A lot of times it just comes off as silly. But the clips from those trailers look like they nailed it with Ana. I am now fully stoked for this.
     
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    He got shot point blank in the dick? I'm definitely going to be that guy in the theater to stand up and applaud once that scene comes up.
     
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    Looks like a good rental, but I'm probably staying home. This is from someone who saw them all John Wick's at the theater.
     
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    It grossed 10 milly on a Thursday. A rated R movie, a spin off at that. Ana de Armas Is a star
     
  16. No Worries

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    Ana de Armas is two stars.
     
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    Baller-ina, from the World of John Wick......what a marketing.
     
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    It was ok but nothing majorly great.
    Where is it in the Wick batting order
    maybe last of next to last
    FrameThrowers were cool

    Rocket River
     
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    My Wick ratings are as followed:
    1. John Wick
    2. John Wick 2
    3. Ballerina
    4. John wick 3
    5. John Wick 4
     
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    The action is solid, that flame thrower sequence was cool. Characters are all paper thin, even De Armas which is a shame because she's all in. There's no reason for it to be 2 hours long, its mindless entertainment entertainment and I would have been perfectly fine with it being an hour and half. C+ for me....
     
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