Other than the original they've all been various degrees of bad, but the only one I remember watching and thinking "this is complete s!!t" was the one with William H Macy and Tea Leone.
eta: i'll give a proper not to the horror/comedy movies like Evil Dead 2, Tucker and Dale vs Evil, Cabin in the Woods, etc....
Mostly agree with the exception of "Jurassic World" I thought that was a very fun theater experience.
Saw this last night, action is good but the story is a bit of mess. You cast Scarlett Johansson and Mahershala Ali but the script decides to take them off the screen for nearly half the film's runtime so we can follow a generic family which just doesn't make sense. Creature effects are good but not all that memorable, tons of nods to the original which just hammers home the point that this movie isn't nearly as good at that one. Save your money IMO, C+ from me.....
How was ScarJo in this one? Did she make the film better? Was it like watching your Mom take on the dinosaurs?
What really sells it was the new isolated clip they are showing currently with just the girl and the trex in the river. That scene looked special. But because the plots typically drown it, I'll wait.
Enjoyed it. Would put it behind the O.G. and Jurassic World. Much better than Fallen Kingdom and Dominion which I thought were the worst 2 of the 7 movies.
Was she caught squatting a potty? Otherwise, how did she end up pantless? Or is it one of those Yahoo "look at so and so totally pantless" articles in which they are just wearing skirts? Basically, pics are needed.
7.5 rating. This was too water based for my liking. Whats the infatuation of jumping in the water when it's more dangerous? Let's open the inflatable in front of a sleeping T-rex. Come on man!
Spoiler The Prometheus/Alien Romulus looking dinosaur... I mean, the ****. We're about 10 years away from them just merging the timelines and watching a sigourney weaver hologram fighting ingen created velocindigotherizongiganatoindominusaurus rex in space
Saw that movie in the theater. I'm not hard to please really ("The originals + new era together!"). But yeah the story was plenty subpar. Then what a-hole criticizers would call "forced woke" black characters were the movie highlights lol. But a billion dollars made, time to run it back
