When accused by one of them of being 'disgustingly drunk' the Conservative Prime Minister responded: 'My dear, you are ugly, and what's more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly.'
Never liked martinis, but you have to respect the Winston Churchill classic: 1. fill cold glass with gin 2. wave unopened bottle of vermouth over the top 3. enjoy
