[Official] Royals @ Astros

This team needs Yordan to be awesome. That's what we are really missing (but the bases loaded mind**** getting fixed would be nice!)

 

They want to go to a 6 man rotation when we have 17 games in a row without an off day. Probably a good idea.

 

They wanted him to pitch against Texas.

The extra rest day is perfect too.

Hunter and deGrom could be must see television.

 

Is anyone surprised?

 

Was this even an option? I thought this was determined yesterday when they reported that he will finally be able to swing a bat today?

I'm expecting him back 5/22 when the series vs Seattle starts.

 

Batting order should be

Peńa
Altuve
Paredes
Smith
Meyers
Encarnacion
Alvarez
Rodgers
Salazar

 

Cam hitting cleanup? Start our lefty 3rd catcher against a LHP? Who is Encarnacion?

 

I needed an order to spell out Papa John's, then I tried Papa Roach, but all I could come up with is Pap Smears. :/ Luis Encarnacion is a minor leaguer.

 

For fantasy purposes: would any of yall give up Yordan for Teoscar this year as an even swap?

 

Probably not. Yordan will likely go back to being awesome.

 

They have to be trolling with this one.

 

May as well put my name on that list. We all 4 would have the same Hall of Fame odds: 0%.

 

Given 100 years, I don't think I would have ever guessed that you were testing for cervical cancer with your lineup. Must be a (very) inside joke.

 

Chas gets a chance.

I hope there isn't a runner on 1st and/or 2nd with 0 or 1 out when he comes up.

Or, he can just ignore the bunt sign.

I am predicting he gets an extra base hit, a walk, and a SB tonight.

 

Astros gonna sacrifice another minor leaguer just like they sacrificed blueball 69.

 

So we’re gonna lose the series?

 

So these guys should never pitch?

What would be an acceptable way to treat them?