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This girl must be related to Yao.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rockbox, May 7, 2025.

  1. rockbox

    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    Proportionally, she ain't built nothing like the human stick-figure Yao was at age 17/18.

    My questions are how long does it take her to get up off the floor when she falls and how long before her knees disintegrate?
     
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  3. KingCheetah

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    I was not expecting that dunk.
     
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    Yao?, the OG international star centre from China was Baby Huey! That nickname might not fly today, lol.
     
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    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    It kind of makes it boring to watch a game when one player has that level of size difference from everyone else. I mean, you could feel the frustrations from the defense that simply couldn't do anything but sort of bother her. I wonder if she would try to get into the WNBA.
     
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  7. Jontro

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    would would. cus it would take 2 jontros to would her.
     
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  8. rockbox

    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    Doubt it because WNBA doesn't pay very well. She is better off getting that local money.
     
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    She really doesn't have much of a skillset aside from:
    1. Stand directly under the basket
    2. Receive inlet pass that's too high for any defenders
    3. Miss easy lay in
    4. Grab rebound
    5. Miss easy lay in (if necessary)
    6. Grab rebound (if necessary)
    7. Make easy lay in
     
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    “Chuuuuukk tuuuuu youuuuuu”

    I just learned some Chinese
     
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  11. No Worries

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    Just padding her rebound stats.
     

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