[Official] Astros @ Brewers

He makes me wanna reach for Absolut Cintron

 

Riddle time….

If Tayler Scott pitches in the woods, and there’s no one there to see it, does he still suck?

 

Did you see Cam catch that, Dezenzo?

 

This would be a great time for a pena popper

 

Altuve can tie this up right here

 

Wow Lance Berkman had a ton of extra base hits in his time here.

 

TUVE WTF

 

Christian Singler

 

So does Altuve have the green light to run when he wants or was that an ESP call?

 

All I wanted was a clutch hit

 

With Paredes walking so much, why do we get our base runner thrown out?

That should be a stop signal from numbnuts in the dugout, but no.

 

Was walker a limper coming off the field?

 

That was impulsive on Altuve’s part as the ball got away from the catcher.

 

Another loss. Three runs or less again,

 

It’s a lot to ask Rodgers to be the hero twice in a game

 

Another series loss

 

Dude with a career era over 6 pitches tomorrow.

 

Gonna be a sweep tomorrow

 

6 shutout innings confirmed

 

At least we know Dubon starts at 2nd tomorrow