[Official] Astros @ Brewers

Astros are ready to go eat supper. Quickly making outs.

One hit in 5 innings. Fire the hitting coach.

 

We only have one hit?

 

Smack that delicious Dietz and Watson frank with a poppy seed bun outta Chas’ hand and get him on that field!

 

lead off double

and you know what they decided to do?

b2b bunts! LOL

 

just like the Oneders

 

ok so everyone decided to be 1st pitch swingers now?

 

Cintron shouldn’t be allowed on the flight back to Houston.

 

yeah, F* Jose Abreu & his little fleece-scheme too

 

this team is so FUGGIN BORING

why do i still watch?!

 

Because life is more boring?

 

These dudes have absolutely ZER0 plate discipline. Just bc youve been WS champs doesnt mean you can light it up every year… MAKE THE MFPITCHER WORK HIS COUNT. Absolutely NOBODY should be swinging at P1… NOBODY (unless that P is tipping pitches).

fire the swing/hit/conditioning/strength crew tomorrow and pay that man his money to introduce some AI-computer-data-modeling back into this equation.

Your coaches and managers are absolutely horrendous at this point. Flip the GD flapjack JC… and SCN, stop cvcking for the owner— call his ass out, call the mgr out, call the coaches out, call the players out— ALL MEDIA (SCN, 790, 610….) unleash some heat!!!

 

Walker K’s again and walks back to the dugout not worried. He’s got his money.

 

I understood that reference

 

rodgers with a homerun? am i dreaming?

 

Rodgers!!!!

 

I'm here for the rally

 

Rodgers smoked that

nice to see

 

So they replaced Abreu with another washed up first baseman. The curse of Yuli continues

 

Time for a bucket of chicken

 

Cam you shoulda smoked that fastball