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[Official] Astros @ Brewers

Discussion in 'Houston Astros' started by Castor27, May 5, 2025.

  1. mvpcrossxover

    mvpcrossxover Member

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    yea man, this team is mentally broken with that back-to-back bunts.

    the 1st one i don't mind. the altuve's one...... WHAT?
     
  2. Tomstro

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    Paredes hits a lot of foul ball homers
     
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  4. mvpcrossxover

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    snitker and cintron need to be sent to the minor with that display.

    bring up the sugarland hitting coaches
     
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    Oh hey, look… we’re losing unlike the dynasty this team was once engineered to be…

    SP is lame
    GM & Mgr are lame
    Show out & show up position players are FAR from All-Stars, save Meyers/Pena… lame
    Bullpen borders on lame to average.

    honestly, JimmyJackedFans Craniac— your team is surfing the MEDIOCRITY wave at best.
    Way to end this run, big baller.
    FvcckingA— hire Tricky Nicky C or Ime or Kelvin or, hell Blummer or Houston’s favorite ginger, Julia should probably be calling shots on behalf of this team (your team).
    Quite being a b**** to the MLB and reinstate LuhnowNOW.
    Fvck em, dont let them say no.
    Get some competence back in the dugout and the offices…

    rebuild year phased-loading retroactive to DB’s 2nd season as Mgr. This franchise is a joke.


    And dont even get me started on the streamingshitshow… you owe Houston and the Astros fans state-wide / nation-wide an official resolution/response to that BS
     
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  6. old astro fan

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    usual spot behind cribbage board sign
     
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  7. Tomstro

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    Not everyone is good at baseball. I hope our players find their true calling someday.
     
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  8. Tomstro

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    Do something Walker
     
  9. mvpcrossxover

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    christian walker?

    more like christian wanker
     
  10. Nook

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    Walker .198/.609 for $20 million a season.
     
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  12. Tomstro

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    She’s not hot. Just big fake t*** on an otherwise aging woman with chicken legs.
     
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  13. Tomstro

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    We face too many cy young types
     
  14. mvpcrossxover

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    astros have AAA type of offense.

    hell, idk if they can hit AAA pitchers tbh.
     
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  15. Tomstro

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    Astros are really paying 40 mil for that production at 1b
     
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  16. mvpcrossxover

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    LOL

    brewers flexing on the astros on how to bunt
     
  17. old astro fan

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    Astros becoming where first basemen go to die.
     
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  18. Jake Tower

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    Christian Strikeouter
     
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  19. Tomstro

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    They kill the team, not themselves
     
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    Funny
     
  21. mvpcrossxover

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    6 pitch inning.

    laughable offense
     

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