Well DUKE had a LONG weekend and week before that, I was in the HOSPITAL!! You remember my ast post?!? Huh? Right. YES YOU DO. YES YOU DO. Here I show you! WELL I wasn't funning you, there were BEES in DUKE's office! AND NONE OF YOU HELPED ME!!!! Jerks. Meanies. Well it turns out that someone had a beehive in the office it was EVIDENCE in a case we were suing against a HONEY MAKER! And the bees got loose somehow, and DUKE got stung 116 times on my hands and face also my butt and my hands. In the hospital they were VERY NICE to dDUKE, they gave me drugs! DUKE got to see the colors again! DUKE does not know how they ended up in my office but TODAY Brett (he is the DUKE's BIG RIVAL, we COMPETE for lawsuits) walked by my desk and said "How's it hanging, Dukie?" and he sorta laughed while he did that! I am superspicious now. DUKE is on the case. I WILL FIND THE BEEKEEPER and KICK HIM ASS!! ------------------ Robble robble robble HAMBURGLER in the HOUSE!!
Did they take your braces off while you were there? Ouch. That must have hurt! ------------------ Stay Cool...
I'm not going to ask how or why your butt was exposed to bees in your office. ------------------ RocketFuel is taking the summer off!
Who in their right mind would hire you at a litigation office?? "DUKE got to see the colors again." Classic!! ------------------ We need some meat in the post!
