The Greatest Corporate BS Speak

Writing needs an editor. It’s not bad but I found a few punctuation and sentence structure errors.

 

She's making money mocking corporate life while we sit here mocking corporate life. I spit my drink when she said they laid off 80% of their workforce in Q4 and then just onboarded about 30,000 people. LOL. All her interviews are in-character. I haven't watched her TikTok stuff yet.

 

Funny

 

I hate TikTak but this girl is MONEY. I love how she stays in character the whole time.

Someone needs to call Lorne Michaels immediately!

 

100% SNL material.

 

Soup to nuts

 

- Coworker: "When will corporate do your request for our pay raises?"
- Me: "They told me "We will monitor the situation". I'll update you all, though"

After that, everywhere in everyday life I heard random mentions of "We will monitor the situation" all over like 900 times. The most everything and nothing comment

[Yes they did do the raise eventually, but predictably made the job more hellish for everyone. Very corporate'y of course)

 

I didn't realize it at first, but this girl is doing a "white accent".

It reminds me of this:

 

It's more than a white accent. Someone in my all hands talks and speaks exactly like that when others speak with a normal accent but with the same corporate bs speak.