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Crazy bullshit your parents told you

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Xerobull, Apr 24, 2025.

  1. Jontro

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    i mean... i'll settle for any date.
     
  2. Kemahkeith

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    Or grow hair on your palms
     
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  3. Kemahkeith

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    Stop crying or I'm going to spank you again.
     
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  4. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    This is always inferred, but young me preferred to get laid daily.
     
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  5. A_3PO

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    Unlike steak, ground beef has internal bacteria and must be cooked all the way through (i.e, the internal temperature must reach a certain temperature to ensure internal bacteria are killed).

    In other words, medium-rare and rare steaks are fine to eat, but you don't want any red in your ground beef.
     
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  6. K LoLo

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    Was told the cabin light in the car was illegal to turn on while driving. I was told this old enough to remember telling other kids in the back of a van and seeing the adults smirk about it when I said it.

    I tell me kids it just makes it too bright in the car for me to see outside well. They don't turn the light off, but we cut it off from the front.
     
  7. No Worries

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    or vice ersa

     
  8. Invisible Fan

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    I think my mom was overprotective or something because pork back then had to be cooked to medium well.

    Now there's way less chance of worms compared to the ultra low chances 30 yrs ago
     
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  9. Buck Turgidson

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    This is a dick move. I missed it earlier.

    Why?
     
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  10. Buck Turgidson

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    I'll never understand this.

    I remember when I was hanging out at my other brother's grandmother's townhouse in Houston, and she "cooked" us "hamburgers" for lunch.

    They were black hockey pucks. We still talk about that afternoon, the pool was nice.
     
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  11. Buck Turgidson

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    You are correct about pork. Had to be careful with pre-ground burgers. Steaks were golden.
     
  12. Buck Turgidson

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    Why can't you fry a steak in a pan?
     
  13. Buck Turgidson

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    Any date?

     
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  14. Space Ghost

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    Obama was the anti-christ. I still believe it.
     
  15. Rashmon

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    Ho Ho was sent to live with other dogs on the farm...
     
  16. clos4life

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    "Medium or medium rare is great!" Ew, waste of perfectly good meat to not even bother cooking it.
     
  17. Blake

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    Wait what? For steaks? Do you use ketchup on them as well lol? Anything past medium is criminal and medium is pushing it
     
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    Jesus loves you
     
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  19. JuanValdez

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    I would tell my kids not to do it. But, I guess they're dicks.
     
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    Hold up, this isn’t true? I’ve always cooked my ground chuck until completely brown.
     

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