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Kristi Noem’s stolen bag

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by Ubiquitin, Apr 21, 2025.

  1. Ubiquitin

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    Per reports, Kristi Noem had her purse stolen from her seat while eating dinner in DC. Unfortunate, but believable.

    But here is what is reportedly missing:

    Noem’s driver’s license, medication, apartment keys, passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, blank checks, and about $3,000 in cash.

    Who the hell is carrying around their passport, checks, or that much cash?

    Was she looking for some nose candy? Paying a rent?
     
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  2. Two Sandwiches

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    Maybe she was going to flee the country?
     
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  3. Space Ghost

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    Director of Homeland Security carries around a passport and cash? Who would have thunk?

    Only the supporters of elitiest and the establishment believe they are beneath laws like presenting a passport when crossing national borders.
     
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  4. No Worries

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    Word on The Street is that Noem has a tattoo and no proof of citizenship and thus is one very small step from getting deported to El Salvador.
     
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  5. DaDakota

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    She is such an idiot.

    DD
     
  6. GOATuve

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    Not at all a fan of hers but how is she an idiot for being the victim of a crime? I swear you have the worst takes on here and everyone says itin multiple threads. If it was AOC you'd be crying for her. You're nothing but a left shill who is wrong about everything
     
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    Maybe demote her to head of Bag-land Security until she figures that one out. If she shows she can consistently secure a bag, we can talk about additional responsibilities.
     
  8. Kemahkeith

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    She will probably only be detained for 48 hours.
     
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    You're just making up s***. Who here said anything about the need for a passport and the laws governing it?
     
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    People who regularly travel across borders.
     
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  11. JuanValdez

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    Who still uses checks?
     
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    Never know when you have to shoot your puppy & throw it in a gravel pit.
     
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    You don't see the irony in the Director of Homeland Security not being able to secure her own purse in a public restaurant?
     
  14. Kemahkeith

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    My first thought when I read this.
    Hell, I don't even carry cash.
     
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    Traveling across to smuggle Fentanyl...

    But yeah, there are rich people that do carry around cash like that for some stupid reason.
     
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  16. Space Ghost

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    Reread the OP.
     
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    Maybe she doesn't have her ReaID yet.

    Or whatever that stupid money grab is...
     
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    Secret Service was there and missed it to. I guess a lot of kids and family were around and the purse was under her chair. I wasn't there and neither were any of us. I just think because she's so hated people are enjoying this
     
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    Well....yeah.
     
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