<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/H4PN7Xbexq4&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/H4PN7Xbexq4&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> Win.
Agreed on what constitutes a mustache and what doesn't. On the authoritarian thing though, I think that was actually this guy:
The current GenZ mustache craze: They all look alike. And the guys who grow them all look the same now. It's like 1000 small variances of the same bruh.
It was actually a very popular style before that guy I saw pictures of an ex's grandfather from the 30's, and he was rocking that same 'stache. We chuckled a bit and said "damn", and he said in his broken english "not anymore"