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Jalen Green will be the Rockets' Numero Uno

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by kpdark, Jan 2, 2024.

  1. HardenReturns

    HardenReturns Member

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    Please don't be foolish, ignorant and/or fugly.
    The manicure girl was there solely because he didn't want to miss a game. Some very stupid iron man stuff.
    If he turned an ankle for that, it would be so much fun - don't you agree?
     
  2. HardenReturns

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    Sadly, no.
    I.e. I've grown used to the 2/7's of this particular player.
    Nothing new.
     
  3. cbass

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    Word. You are not to be taken seriously.

    Duly noted. Good day
     
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  4. Mathloom

    Mathloom Shameless Optimist

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    That dude is so far from understanding trash talk, he might actually be really young or have a mental disorder or something. I don't know how he thought taking pride in an ironman streak - during a season every other player broke down - could possibly be a soft thing. Maybe got too drunk. Some guys just feel threatened by attractive men who can pick up any girl they like, could be that too judging by his 1960's style feminizing quip.

    I mean, it probably doesn't help that his username is HardenReturns and Jalen said we don't need Harden before the season and Udoka blocked him from returning. Now Jalen can cherry-pick games for his iron man streak while Harden fights for seeding. I can understand how a psychotic hatred could have developed after Jalen and Udoka called it right. Now he's living with a meaningless username. Must be really sad.
     
  5. HardenReturns

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    FIFY...
    I'm not one of those guys.
    Incıdentally, some other guys find it hard to get out of the closet.
    Are you one of those?
    Are your feelings hurt, sweetie?
     
  6. Roomba

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    I think the name is a troll job, just like the Borat profile picture and the profile picture of his other account which was Bruno (another fun Sascha Baron Cohen character). Same as the PackersNation thing. Nothing wrong with a little trolling here and there, but I do prefer it to be funnier. I have had some excellent Alpi conversations with @HardenReturns so I know he knows ball...when he's not doing crap like this :p
     
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  7. HardenReturns

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    I tip my hat to your memory, buddy. Not cutting down on Omega 3 I see.
    This nick actually is a troll job. Kudos.
    signed, aaquaa
     
  8. Mathloom

    Mathloom Shameless Optimist

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    I'll f*ck anyone and everyone I find attractive don't worry, but feel free to keep thinking about what my dick is up to and trying so excessively hard to tell us that you have a dick. Whatever makes you feel better buddy.
     
  9. Mathloom

    Mathloom Shameless Optimist

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    Hiding behind trolling is just being afraid to express opinion, it's a coping mechanism. The idea is that he feels like his opinion is worthless, so he's on a quest to drag everyone down to his perception of his own opinion.

    These people never really make a prediction. Trolling and trash talking are very different in that trolling just comes from insecurity, while trash talking has a component of being willing to back it up. Unfortunately, he falls into the former category. To back it up in this case, you have to stand for something basketball related.

    To be calling someone out for femininity while trolling rather than actually talking is irony at its best.
     
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  10. JW86

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    Hate these type of takes, because there’s been plenty of talk about him and he’s been given a lot of love actually.
     
  11. HardenReturns

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    Naaah. Those words don't stick on me.
    I don't care what you do, who you do, who sticks what in you...
    Read what I wrote again. It's OK to move your lips; there is nobody to judge you here.
    Then come back and defend the "attractive man". (Attractive, of all definitions. Oh sis.)
     
  12. Mathloom

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    “Naaah”? All the big man talk and all you got is that? “No it doesn’t stick on me”? *tears*

    You felt some type of way because 23 yr old Jalen is attractive to women? Hahaha I didn’t intend my post to bring so much out but here we are.

    I’m happy to leave it at your attempted comeback.
     
  13. roslolian

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    That dudes a troll man.
     
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    Honestly, I don't know what you were expecting. Here you are, riding Jalen's jock, throwing a tantrum when I write of Josh C - jealous much? - and do everything to bring the subject back to my penis at every opportunity... Yet you will deny all this, I know.
    You look comfy in your happy place, kiddo. I will not disturb your precious peace.
    I wish you many nights of colorful wet dreams starring your Filipino boy crush..
     
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    Did you just admit to having multiple accounts?

    This still bannable @Clutch ?
     
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    Manicure girl?

    It would be fun if he turned an ankle?

    Dude what?
     
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  17. Mathloom

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    When you use my exact same comment about your obsession with dicks, it’s obvious you’re out of things to say. If you’re a troll, you need to troll better. “No you!” doesn’t cut it.

    Feel free to keep falling flat.
     
  18. HardenReturns

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    I don't have multiple accounts.
    Guess again, poor snitch.
     
  19. HardenReturns

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    If you gotta ask...
     
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    Dude, don't try to put words in my mouth.
    You're shte even at fallacies.
     
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