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You might be a redneck if....

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rockHEAD, Jun 28, 2002.

  1. rockHEAD

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  2. MadMax

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    could have gone all day without seeing that....

    :)
     
  3. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    All day? Try all life.
     
  4. A-Train

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    You know, I'm TRYING to think of a caption for this one, but I know that any caption cannot possibly do that picture justice...

    That pic HAS to be staged. Come on: the trailer, the beer gut, no shirt, the mullet, the bottle of beer sitting on the toilet...Pretty much every redneck stereotype is in that photo. All that is missing is a late 60's mustang sitting on blocks out in the front yard...

    STILL, it's funny as hell, though!
     
  5. rockHEAD

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    you might be a redneck if.....
    you let reporters take your picture like this....

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    Dave Morse Sr., father-in-law of Richard Albert Ricci, talks about his son-in-law being a potential suspect in Elizabeth Smart's disappearance Thursday, June 27, 2002, in Kearns, Utah. Morse's wife, Roxie, watches from the porch. Smart, 14, was kidnapped from her home June 5. (AP Photo/Douglas C. Pizac)
     
  6. Holden

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    ahhhhh
    hahahahaaaaaahhaaa!!!

    this is the greatest thread in the history of the universe.
    i wish there were more pics...

    :(
     
  7. Holden

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    ..im sorry. i just wanted to share this classic thread again with those of you who havent seen it. forgive me.
     
  8. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Who are you and what have you done with our Holden, you impostor!

    How dare you pass yourself off as our king of mope without posting the obligatory :(

    Charlatan!
     
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    caption: "honey, you have to marry yer dern brother dangit, i'm only paying for one darn ther wedding thing ya'll know"
     
  10. Refman

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    I'll never forgive you for posting that rockHEAD.
     
  11. glynch

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    It made my morning!!! You guys call that a beer gut??? Wait a few years.:)
     
  12. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    …you buy a white non-luxury automobile.
     
  13. Astrodome

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    ...you buy an electric tesla
     
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    Hmmmm...well I don't have a dog in this fight.
     
  15. Andre0087

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    Please don't buy the limited edition ICE version...it's just not worth it.
     
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    You no longer care about egg prices.
     
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    what's in the original op image?
     
  18. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    White only.
     

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