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Ariza is Bust Ass Broke

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Landry's Tooth, Mar 7, 2025.

  1. Newlin

    Newlin Member

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    I’d really like to know how someone spends $600 a month for a phone. I have unlimited everything for like 12 bucks.
     
  2. Buck Turgidson

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    Maybe he has a Very Large friends and family plan?
     
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    Ok nerd.


    Lol jk jk I’m totally joking. Good perspective. Still what a privilege and nice problem to have, owing tens of millions in taxes cause of how much you make.
     
  4. Easy

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    If you are able to make a lot of money, the first thing you should do is to hire some good people to help you manage your wealth.
     
  5. Qan

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    Sports athletes should never get married or have kids.
     
  6. Qan

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    With the way he's spending sht per month...he's anything but a normal dude.
     
  7. Buck Turgidson

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    Not without a lawyer, CPA, and outside financial advisor.

    That goes for whether they have wives, or kids, or not.

    Lining all that up is the job of their agent, btw.
     
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  8. strosb4bros

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    He's not broke

    He'll have $20 million in IRA accounts

    $10 million stashed away elsewhere

    This is to slow down child support payments that every athlete files for once their pro league income stops

    The women have their own financial literacy - milk them for as much as you can, while you can

    Because once retirement hits the party is over
     
  9. Newlin

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  11. ThatBoyNick

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    It’s not just plan but a lot of people pay for phones on a contract. 4 1200 iPhones with unlimited internet plans is 600
     
  12. Newlin

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    I didn’t want to say anything. But, yeah. Strange coincidence.
     
  13. duluth111222

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    I probably shouldn’t laugh. But I did…
     
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    Sport athletes should have freeze their sperm and then have a vasectomy secretly. Would save them a lot of trouble. Some of these gold diggers will pop the condom or lie and say they on the pill just to get pregnant.
     
  16. Nook

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    Damn your jinx power is strong… you praise Junior Bridgeman on Saturday and by Tuesday he is DEAD.

    What kind of warlock are you!
     
  17. ROXTXIA

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    Was it DD who screwed up Donatas' and Vasilinus Spoogalotacus' careers? Damn!

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    "Junior Bridgeman, thou shalt perish by mine conjured jinx....!"

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  18. Nook

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    [​IMG]
    PRE DD CURSE

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    POST DD CURSE
     
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  19. subtomic

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    Agree and those good people should not be family or friends or even friendly acquaintances (EDIT - and definitely not DaDakota).

    Plus have an auditor come in twice a year to review everything.
     
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  20. BigMaloe

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    DD Curse strikes again.

    Junior may he rest in peace
     
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