Folks DUKE does not like to SCARE people, Lord knows DUKE is scared of anough things HIMSELF. But this weekend DUKE learned of a SINISTER plot and you KNOW what that means!!!! Huh? right. SINISTER is a AJECTIVE, it means suggestive of or threatening evil; presaging trouble; ominous. RIGHT! DUKE went to the grocery store (note Randalls, ALICE works there, DUKE does not want NOTHING to do with her any more!~!!!) and bought some eggs to make my SPECILTY, Egg Food Young. But when I got the EGGS home DUKE noticed something strange!!!!! THE EGGS HAD WRITING on them!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! One egg said "HEBUSEBY 050100"!!! DUKE chucked that out the window quick!! THEN another said the SAME THING!!!! DUKE does not know what these chickens are up to, but it is not good for America. DUKE also does not know how the grocert store got the chickens to make writing on the eggs, but DUKE WILL FIND OUT!!!! DUKE will crush the POLTRY MENACE!!! Love LHutz ------------------ A HOUSE is not a HOME if it is ON FIRE.
No need to worry "HEBUSEBY 050100" is actually how the San Diego Chicken signs autographs for his loyal Chicken Head followers. They are very rare and could have been worth tons of cash!!! In order to get the cash you must ship the egg back to the IRS via the USPS. Only catch is the egg cannot be broken when they receive it. No fair hard boiling either. Good luck in finding more lucky eggs! ------------------
