A friend of mine wants to talk to me on-air tomorrow if the Cards win game 6. He is the morning show jock for the hot country station in St. Louis. I have prepared a bunch of trash to talk to him tomorrow in case the Cards win today, but nobody can piss people off like you guys. Let's put that talent to good use. What would you say to STL fans?
- All thoughs NLCS apperances and still no World Series, ant' that a damn shame. - Tony LaLoser (as Cards fans put it them selves) - Just forfit the game it'll save them some time.
AB, tell them that they are such rabid Cardinal fans because St. Louis is one of the most boring cities on planet Earth. I spent a year in St. Louis one weekend in 1999. "Nightlife" to someone in St. Louis is digging for worms for tomorrow's fishing trip. Make fun of their big local grocery store chain. It's called Schnucks. It's pronounced "schnooks". Ask them why the St. Louis arch looks eerily like the McDonald's logo. Ask them why many bars in St. Louis offer patrons "to go cups" at 2AM closing time. Last time I checked, drinking and driving simultaneously was illegal.
Sorry AB, you're not going to be on the air in St. Louis tomorrow. So don't worry about your material! Stros in 6.
anything about Jim Edmonds being a little b*tch is good. The man dives in the batters box, dives in the outfield when it's not needed. he's a complete hot dog. not to mention showing up the umpire after every close call. he disgusts me.
We're really sorry about that Tavarez episode - from now on Astro dugouts will only have desk phones instead of wall phones and water bottles instead of water coolers. Oh - and a spinoff of RMT's - When are they going to begin construction on the other half of the city symbol? And will Ronald himself be there to help paint it yellow?
Say that you are impressed by how involved with animals Tony LaRussa is. Besides the b!tches he coaches on a daily basis, he has a charity for the betterment of animals.
Can a Deadbird fly? Prediction: The Cards are going to be swinging for the stands, they will have more strikeouts today that any other game. Also, this game and series really boils down to (besides, pitching, obviously) what Biggio and Bagwell do. They have low batting averages for the series, they need to come alive today.
You must bring up the fact that he wouldn't come on the air if the Cards lost. But this is all hypothetical, because the Astros are going to win.
May I offer a variation on your Seinfeld theme? "The CHOKE store called, and they're running out of YOU"
