Shaq's Poop Takes before his TNT Poop Takes

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We had a guy on the team my first year in Phoenix, Lou Amundson. He used to ride a bike to practice every day because he lived right across from the arena. Every time he rode his bike, Shaq would take it and hide it. Somewhere in the arena. Every day after practice, Lou was on a scavenger hunt trying to find his bike. This went on for the entire season. Finally, toward the end of the season, Lou had enough. He said, “I’m done with this. Every practice, I spend 45 minutes to an hour trying to find my damn bike.” We tried to warn him. We said, “Yo, Lou, this is Shaq. I’ve heard the stories—doodoo surprise. He used to take a **** in people’s magazines and shoes. This is Shaq you’re dealing with, bro. You might want to chill.”

So he popcorned Shaq's van, and Shaq was like "Oh okay, this is a good prank, but you don't know who the **** you messing with."

The game happened, I come in the locker room, and I see Shaq. Shaq walking around that locker room naked as nothing, real slow and tight. And he pulls a mouthpiece out his ass and puts it in a locker. He told us "Y'all better not say **** either." He takes Lou's toothbrush, he goes to take a ****, and he stirs it in his ****. We like "We ain't into this ****, this is getting out of hand."

The game happens, somehow I'm on the bench, Matt Barnes on the bench, Steve Nash on the bench, Jared Dudley's on the bench. Lou Amundson checks in the game, and he puts the mouthpiece on and everybody on the bench loses it. He comes to the locker room, he takes his mouthpiece off, and someone's like "Hey Lou, don't use your mouthpiece, Shaq put your mouthpiece in his ass." he said "Uh, no he didn't." and put it back in his mouth and goes out there. The bench loses it again.

So Lou gets subbed out the game, and he said "J-Rich, are they ****ing with me? What happened?" I said "Shaq took your mouthpiece and put it in his ass, bro." and he took it out and he just looked at it. Matt Barnes said to him "Anything in your locker has probably been in Shaq's ass, throw it all away."

 

- Did Shaq rookie haze you?

Lue: Yeah. A lot of, had a lot of that.

- Come on, man. He ain't do none of the poop over the toilet like they talk about, did he?

Lue: He did no what? No, he did that to John Celestand and Devon George.

- Yes please please we need the story. Dang Shaq.

Lue: So one day, Devon George, he was supposed to get the donuts or whatever. I don't know, but he didn't do it. And so Shaq said, "All right, I'm going to get you." So we're getting ready for a game. So Devon George I think went and worked out on the court came back, he was getting taped or whatever. Shaq goes in the bathroom takes his shoe in there. He [goes] in his shoe, takes his shoe, come back. And then he hits it to the top where all it goes to the top of the shoe. So Devon George comes in and gets ready for the game. Put his shoe on. I mean his foot slide right in.

Lue: And then John Celestand. Shaq went to the bathroom. He used the bathroom in the magazine. And so he shut the magazine or whatever. Right. So he come back and was like, "Man, that car man on page such and such is crazy." Like, "Man, you see like, yeah." So he was like, "John. No I wanna see it." So he grabbed the mag, he opened up, opened it up. It's a page full of [poop].

- Man. I heard that he used to make people ride where the bags go on the bus.

Lue: Where the what?

- Under the bus.

Lue: On what?

- Where the bags go under the bus.

Lue: The bus charter bus?

- I think they said they put Mark Madison up under there and made him ride to the plane under the bus.

Lue: He might, I was gone for that. Yeah. I didn't see that one, but it don't put nothing past Shaq he does anything crazy man.