Do we really need to dig up wolfowitz using his slobber + comb back technique? For those who haven't seen Farhenheit 9/11, Just before a TV interview Paul Wolfowitz pulls a comb from his pocket, puts it in his mouth and then slurps on it as if it were a greasy Popsicle. After fixing his hair with the spit-waddled comb, Wolfowitz then slurps on his fingers and runs them through his hair. All the time he has that stupid grin on his face like a kid that just got told for the 100th time not to eat his boogers. Then an aide with his back to the camera spies a strand that dared to defy Wolfowitz’s saliva. So the aide licks his own finger, advances the spit-slicked digit, and glues his boss’s last strand back in line. I'll take Breck Boy over Slobber Dawg any day of the week thank you.
here's another version, w/ music by the electra's featuring john kerry. http://www.dailyrecycler.com/blog/2004/10/and-i-do-my-little-turn-on-catwalk.html
