LHUTZ DUKE of TRUTH is back to pass more TRUTH along to you loyal ROckets fans!!! I have told you about not swimming in public fountens or pulling on dogs tails, well DUKE learned yesterday that there are worse things than them!!!! DUKE went for a walk to get EXERCIST, make me look good, and I saw a little black-white dog in front of me. I wanted to pet him, DUKE loves dogs. Well I thought it was a dog, but no. You KNOW what it was. Huh? Right. SKUNK!!!!! EEEEEEyewwwwwww. DUKE has a very unpleasant odor fermanating around him now. I wore lots of colone to work today thinking no one can smell me. Well that did not work so good. I am sitting typing on the computer when my BOSS comes in. "LHUTZ, we would like you to take the rest of the day off!" he told me! At least that is what it sound like, he was pinching his nose when he talked. WELL DUKE does not know about you but a day off is a DAY OFF!! So I am home. Can anyone tell DUKE how to get rid of this smell??? SKUNK. SKUNK!!!! I hate them. ------------------ A HOUSE is not a HOME if it is ON FIRE.
I heard if you swim in a public fountain, the smell goes away ------------------ I had amnesia once or twice.
