Stopped at a Home Depot to do some business. I dont think I have ever seen an unnecessarily longer automatic flush before. Like how many gallons of water is this thing wasting?
LMAO. Home depot knows.... Those busy contractors with a full schedule dont have time to eat a decent meal- theyre loaded up on bean dip, slim jims and gas station-made-ready burritos. They dont want no nasty sludgy poop hanging on the inner walls of their toilets. Salute to the engineers of the public home depot restrooms.
LOL, for some weird reason that reminds me of a story some guy in the Navy told me about the time he plugged up the toilet at his new girlfriend's parents' house. He was in the upstairs bathroom and it started overflowing onto the shag carpet. Shag carpeting in a bathroom of all things. Anyway, he got so freaked out that he climbed out the bathroom window and dropped down, making a humiliating escape. Meanwhile, his new GF and her parents sat downstairs. I wonder how long they sat there wondering what was taking him so long. I wonder how long they knocked on the locked bathroom door. He was so humiliated he never spoke to her again.
My grandpappy warned me about Sloan toilets. He said, 'Sonny, ever man has a Sloan phase in life. That there terlit will suck the hair off your baby batter makers if you don't stand up to flush. Good experience, good memories, but it's best left to youngins. Settle down with a nice Glacier Bay or even a Kohler. Thems will do you right, get the job done, and you can get back to work. No need to take a nap because you're so damn tired from the effort after your business. Everyone's happy.'
