[Official] Astros Off Season Thread

What's up with Dana and the front office sitting on their hands again? We did squat last offseason thinking they were just hanging tight to make moves during the trade deadline then it became a sellers market and we ended up getting no bats which hurt us in the postseason. I'm getting deja vu.

 

Dana is the worst GM during this era.

 

My dad knows his family and apparently he wanted to return to Arizona. His home is there - his wife is from there and her family all still live there.

Nook said we offered Polanco $5M so sounds like we just got outbid on him.

 

WTF does that even mean?

 

MLB Network (mainly MLB Now) calls top players this all the time. He’s saying he can be “the guy” for the Astros in the future.

 

He’s clearly looking to land his fighter jet on Cam’s deck.

 

Brown only hypes prospects to trade them

 

Dana is pretty much a pile of ****.

 

Sign an outfielder! Jesus, can't waste 5 mill lol

 

Do you like anybody?

 

***Late Inning Good Game for the Pitcher Alert***

Turn on MLB TV

 

None of them. Third baseman is not even on the list of players we need.

 

I love b****es and I love my city.

 

Grichuk played Lamar Little League in Richmond. He did have ties to here FWIW.

 

And your kid! Even though he's suspect as the Astros have yet to win a playoff game while he's alive (apologies if it's a she!)

 

Those 2018-2019 rosters were among the 20 most talented in MLB history. Fight me.

 

Indeed, our little baby is a he. . Yes, his playoff record is a little bit spotty. We are working with him to improve his 0-2 record.

 

Yes, I’m aware. He went to high school in Rosenberg.

 

He can carry you?