RIP Jimmy Carter

RIP.

 

LMAO!

 

There have been bad men who made good Presidents.

President Carter was a very good man who made a very mediocre President and decided not to let that define his life. A truly great American, Christian, and inspiration.

RIP

 

rip to the goat

 

he committed adultery in his heart many times

 

So did Jesus

 

Jimmy Carter is not even from Houston!
He is from tomball.

 

Now he’s chillin with his boy Saddam Hussein.

 

And who had sex with the most handicapped people in his lifetime?

Me?

 

Or Babe Ruth? Who are you trying to compare yourself to?

 

Here's a passage by one of his biographers:

"He was the first American president since Thomas Jefferson who could reasonably claim to be a Renaissance Man or at least a world-class autodidact. At various times in his life, he acquired the skills of a farmer, naval officer, electrician, sonar technologist, nuclear engineer, businessman, equipment designer, agronomist, master woodworker, Sunday School teacher, land-use planner, legislator, door-to-door missionary, governor, long-shot presidential candidate, U.S. president, diplomat, fly-fisherman, bird dog trainer, arrowhead collector, home builder, painter, professor, memoirist, poet, novelist, and children’s book author—an incomplete list, as he would be happy to point out."

 

Is it on the list that he got a Dr. note for bone spurs to evade the draft and grab her by the puss?

 

RIP big homie.

 

Got em. ZAKHEM.

 

“And with all that said it still pales in comparison to my accomplishments. Believe me I know accomplishments, that I can tell you. Yuuuuge accomplishments frankly.”

-DJT

 

There goes Jake Paul's next opponent.