[Official] Week 17 Ravens @ Texans

All good, no judgement.

 

We showed the world what Houston Texans football is all about!

 

Texans limp-dicking into the playoffs again

 

The Texans setting a streaming viewership record and scoring 2 points b/c one opposing offensive lineman missed an assignment... reminds me of this level of performance:

Spoiler

 

You know, they really shouldn't even show the Texans' full helmet in that graphic. It should be, like, a Ravens player carrying a piece of a Texans helmet like Bane carrying half of Batman's mask, LOL.

 

Or a picture of Beyonce.

 

No, you're not. CJ, while not a runner, has demonstrated elusivity and escapability. Our best plays early in the season were ones where the play broke down, CJ escaped pressure, and found Nico in a scramble drill. The change hasn't just been from last season, it's happened DURING this season.

 

Yes it’s all their fault that Tank’s knee blew up and CJ lost his mojo.

 

The Christmas and Thursday game turds shows that the NFL can kill the golden goose by scheduling too many games.

 

Wow, I didn't even mention the Packers. Everything ok at home? You being that unhinged over nothing is a little troubling.

What actually triggered you? That I said: It's good no one watched the Ravens and Texans game? That was a positive kiddo. It was embarrassing.

Or did I trigger you when I said: 'Christmas was grand! Living the dream, I am blessed'

Either way, deep breaths. It's going to be ok.

 

Lol now that’s badass

 

I'm not taking Henry seriously until he grows his hair out gets some tribal tats

 

This jj watt rant sums up the last few weeks. Uncanny.

 

Texans have been to the playoffs 8 times(incl. this season) in their 23 year history.

Texans have never won a Divisional round game(O-5) 5-2 in the Wildcard round.

Stay tuned to see what the end of this season brings. One and done is probable, but let it be decided on the grass, or in this case, Matrix Helix turf.

Should be fun...

 

I think I could better live with the current state of the team if not for the platitudes I hear from DeMeco and others. I know it’s a fine line between insulting players and coaches, but I’m sick of hearing “it starts with me”, “we just didn’t execute”, “we gotta be better”, blah blah blah

 

That's him in the red hoodie? He looks small.

 

This is never going to change. And I'm OK with that. Yes, it's hard to listen to over and over, especially when things aren't going well. But coaches aren't going to throw people under the bus in public. There's what they present to the media and there's what happens behind the scenes. As much as we want to know and see things in action, we're just not going to be privy to that side of it. It's kept "in house" as it should be.