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Elon's biggest problem @ Twitter - he's not funny at tweeting

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by SamFisher, Dec 2, 2022.

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  1. AroundTheWorld

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    Secondary transactions appear to be something alleged lawyer @SamFisher seems to not be familiar with.

    And this.

    https://finance.yahoo.com/news/spacex-launch-tender-offer-valuing-210204701.html
     
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  2. AroundTheWorld

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  3. SamFisher

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    Lol
     
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  4. SamFisher

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    For reference, I read that your boy Elon is at about 60 tweets a day these days.

    @DaDakota - the legendary silverback - one of the longtime volume posting kings of CF.net, has averaged - by my math, which could be wrong -

    ...14 posts per day here at CF. net.

    But DD probably doesn't spend literally all day huffing ketamine and posting like the very busy Elon Musk.
     
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  5. Sajan

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    Bloomberg I think did a similar analysis.

    This is my guess: he bought twitter. noticed it's all spam and bots. figured the best way to drum up activity is being political because nothing gets people fired more more than owning the liberals.

    Then he realized it's easier to control the R party and get favorable legislation. I mean why give commiefornia all your monies and they still try to shut your factory down over "covid".
    The dude has a lot of personal vendetta and the R feeds into it.
    Whether it's his kid being trans, anti-union, looser legislation for spacex, fsd..

    That's great but I wish the suckers following him realized he is not doing it for their benefit.
     
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    Man there is apparently an army of corporate executives on this planet who just have too much time on their hands. ATW, Musk...
     
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    Mark Cuban having an emotional meltdown in fear of Elon becoming his boss.

     
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  9. AroundTheWorld

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    OK took me a minute to get this one lol
     
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    You have to be ****ing kidding me. I thought this was AI generated at first
     
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  12. Space Ghost

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    There is a certain level of r****dation that even AI can't mimic....the true Turing test.
     
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    @SamFisher calling anyone not funny is probably the most ironic thing ever.
     
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    @SamFisher - I would call your attention to what many believe is the greatest post ever created in the D&D - the "Stratification of liberal posters", written by bigtexxx in 2012. You've called DaDakota a "volume posting king", but in reality he is a Type 2 Vesuvius liberal. and by the way - you're still a Type 9 Jerry Lewis.

    For the right: a stratification of liberal posters in the D&D, courtesy of bigtexxx | ClutchFans
     
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    Need an updated version. There are now many more far leftist NPCs.
     
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  18. SamFisher

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    The original theses from Page 1 of this thread are validated every second of this dude's posting career (which is his ... Whole Life, now? I guess?)

    • Instead, the worst part about Musk’s Twitter tenure is that he is simply bad at posting
    • The underlying thesis here is that he was never able to engineer the creativity, humor, or cultural fluency necessary to become an elite tweeter
    • but most pertinently, Musk is plainly not very funny. It is the eldritch truth that eats at his core—his Rosebud, if you will.

    Witnesseth (via bluesky):

    [​IMG]
     
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    This one's kinda funny? Need a @KingCheetah likelihood check. I'm sitting here installing Anaconda to take down some fighter jets
    [​IMG]
     
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